Here's to crap finally going our way.

Dan

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• Added: May 22, 2018

I'm really glad you're writing again. It's inspiring.

Harris

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• Added: May 22, 2018

The president spelled Illinois wrong in his tweet, but it still counts, right?

Darlene

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• Added: May 22, 2018

Open the door maybe the storm will suck us out.

Darlene

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• Added: May 22, 2018

Harris: I hate you! Each and every single one of you.
Becky: Don't say that. It only makes them stronger.

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• Added: May 22, 2018

Well I'm old and now I'm unemployed.

Chuck

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• Added: May 22, 2018

Leak? I think this basement holds the water pretty well.

Dan

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• Added: May 22, 2018

This little nightmare might pay for my knee.

Roseanne

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• Added: May 22, 2018

Roseanne: Mom was right. She's worth more then both of us put together.
Jackie: Yeah but that's not what you whisper to your kids as you're tucking them in.

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• Added: May 22, 2018

Becky: You will have to flirt, and probably a lot, to support your kids.
Darlene: I didn't even flirt to have them.

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• Added: May 22, 2018

You're an alcoholic tramp.

Darlene

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• Added: May 22, 2018

When do men ever have to do any of this to make a living?

Darlene

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• Added: May 22, 2018