Roseanne
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on ABCRoseanne Season 10 Episode 3: "Roseanne Gets The Chair" Quotes
No. No everybody, I got this. I have a few years left to live, and this is exactly how I want to spend it.
What is this? Courtyard by Marriott?
You know I don't know how you're so cheerful first thing in the morning. I always need coffee.
Darlene
I wanna be the fun grandma who gives them too much sugar, and teaches them to gamble and stuff.
Roseanne: What's Etsy?
Darlene: It's like a yard sale, but online because nobody can afford a yard anymore.
I had this one guy who actually wanted me to stop at every single stop sign.
I got it for the very reasonable price of our neighbor died, and they're tearing down his house.
Dan
What a delightful, and thoughtful young lady. We're so lucky she let's us live here.
Dan
Emergency! I can't use the laundry room in my building now cause someone's living there.
Becky
You're gonna wait for your kid? Mom used to yell at us in the shower.
Becky
There's the old nasty Darlene!
Roseanne: Did she just call you Darlene?
Darlene: Yeah. I got no problem with it.
Jackie: It's very modern. It allows the parent, and the child to address each other as equals.
