Roseanne
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Roseanne: You gotta take her.
Jackie: No, not a chance. Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
Beverly: Would it be rude of me to take my coffee in my room?
Roseanne: Go for it.
Jackie: Absolutely not.
The beads are ground, mom. They're dust!
Jackie
Don't you think Bev would be more comfortable in your spare bedroom?
Dan
Roseanne: Jackie, did you know mom sleepwalks?
Jackie: Oh, that's dangerous. I heard if you leave your front door wide open a sleepwalker could wonder right out into traffic. I'm talking wide open.
I know you're a quality person, David. I want you to prove me right.
Becky: You told me I never moved on after Mark died. End the misery. Grieve and get on with your life. Your words.
Darlene: David didn't die.
Becky: Yeah, but your marriage did.
While I have been picking up kids clothes, dealing with meltdowns, and cleaning up vomit you're dating a crayon.
Darlene
It's a decorating choice called poverty.
Darlene
We both hate me.
David
Bev: What? I had sex. Is that so difficult to imagine?
Jackie: Not anymore. Now it's hard to stop imagining.
Hello Jackie. You look tired.
Bev
