As far as believing your promises, Paige and I are trying to start our own family right now, and when we do, my first promise will be to never let you near enough to hurt or disappoint our child.

Evan

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Paige: It's just so wild to think that some time soon, that some of your sperm are going to meet some of my eggs.
Evan: I know. I know. I hope they hit if off.

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• Added: June 23, 2016

If you insist on having it all, you might end up with nothing.

Divya

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• Added: June 23, 2016

We’ve emptied your bladder, filled you full of antibiotics, and away we go!

Hank

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• Added: June 23, 2016

Has anyone ever told you, you remind them of a Bond villain?

Evan

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• Added: June 23, 2016

You look like something's wrong. Did you have to euthanize the Saab?

Evan

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• Added: June 23, 2016