I missed you guys - I even missed staff meetings.

Divya

Evan: To Cuba - to Canadians - to private jets -
Hank: To dominoes.

Oscar - how do I say Dominicans are the new Cubans in Spanish?

Evan

You young man are a good kisser.

Divya

Standards are important - order is important - even in pasta.

Dr. Peck

Sometimes people take risks in order to save someone they care about.

Hank

It's Divya!

Divya

You again? Really?

Jill

Here - put this on. If anyone asks just say - what do I look like a charge nurse. I guarantee no one will ask any more questions.

Hank

I can get over this kidnapping thing - I get it, but counterfeit cohibas? That is morally bankrupt man.

Evan

Invasion of the ciditos.

Jill

Hank: You need to call the ambulance now.
Carmen: We can't.
Hank: Why?
Carmen: Because he's already dead.

Royal Pains Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Where are we guys - hello?

Evan

Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.