Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 8: "The Honeymoon's Over" Quotes
Anyone else dropping by? Some huddled masses? Fagin's gang of street urchins perhaps?
Evan
(about Evan) There's no stopping him when he's like this. The bylaws for our treehouse were 8 pages long...and it was an imaginary treehouse.
Hank
Hank: Look, the good news is the IV catheter's already in, so I just have to switch bags.
Zach Kingsley: And the bad news is now I'll be lame. Kids hate lame, Hank.
Hank: So you'd let your course of treatment be dictated by people who are three feet tall and eat paste for fun?
Oh well, some days I have the mo. Some days I have the jo. And some days, I even put them together.
Zach Kingsley
Divya: People pay to be treated, not coddled. And I don't give a tinker's curse for your marketing drivel.
Evan: I can't debate you if you talk gibberish that sounds kind of like something a chimney sweep from Mary Poppins would say, but you can't cure him unless you win his trust first.
Zach Kingsley: I can't afford to play Russian roulette with our livelihood.
Hank: Well, you're playing Russian roulette with your life.
Alan Rider: So what are you gonna check for now?
Divya: Epididymitis or testicular orchitis.
Alan Rider: Uh, neither of those sounds any good.
Divya: I don't name them. I just treat them.
Divya: Will that be sufficient?
Alan Rider: Delightful. On behalf of me and my genitals, thank you.
(to Evan) Be quiet. Be professional. Be-have. But mostly be quiet.
Divya
Julie Kingsley: (to her husband) Cut veggies, tea, and a Hank are no substitute for a hospital.
Hank: The Hank tried to tell him that.
Alan Rider: You said your business is discreet?
Evan: Oh, yeah. HankMed invented discretion, man. We're just, you know, too discreet to publicize it.
Anyone else dropping by? Some huddled masses? Fagin's band of street urchins?
Evan
