Royal Pains Season 1 Quotes
You kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child and that child grew older and got really sick.
Evan
It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here.
Evan
I'd rather take the heat for being with the right guy than play by the book with the wrong one.
Jill
(to Tucker) Okay, Dude, if you don't trust her [Libby] enough to snoop because you think you're going to find something bad, you don't trust her at all. Which means that the real insult would be to not go through her stuff.
Evan
Hank: Okay, um, are you currently on any medication?
Libby: Birth control.
Hank: So it's unlikely you're pregnant.
Libby: Assuming the whole Immaculate Conception deal was just a one-time thing, I'm going to say, yeah, highly unlikely.
Divya: I feel useless out here. Is that what it's like to be you?
Evan: Do you treat patients with that bedside manner?
No smoking, no drinking, alone in bed...I'm a disgrace to France.
Antwon
Hank: Ok, look, even if she's pregnant it doesn't mean she's cheating on you.
Tucker: Well, it does if we have never slept together.
Hank: Ohh! Yeah, it kinda does.
Jill: So how does pizza and a shower sound?
Hank: Like the crust would get soggy.
(Evan receives a text message and tries to relay it to Hank with Jill present in the room)
Evan: It's urgent. Uh, is-may ewberg-nay?
Tucker: Ms. Newparts Newberg?
Hank: Hell of an encryption system.
Hank is more than a doctor. He's family.
Ms. Newberg
Evan: Uh, let me return the favor by dropping some of my lady-knowledge on you.
Tucker: Your 'lady-knowledge'?
Evan: Yeah, knowledge about ladies. Not just stuff ladies know. You know, lady-knowledge. You know, I get around.
Tucker: Without a car?
Evan: Let's not dwell on that, okay? Let's just move past that.
