I'm sorry I can't go through with this. The universe has sent me one too messages already.


Hank: Dude, what are you doing?
Evan: I can't just leave you high and dry.
Hank: I'll be low and wet, I promise.

Hank: Dude, do you really need to take all that?
Evan: I am prepared for every contingency.

Divya: Well, I love what I do.
Raj: I can tell. And I can see how much you are giving up for us.

I am not my disease. No one is.


Hank: Dad, I want you to know how proud I am of you for going through with this.
Eddie: Proud of me going to prison?

Fate and obligation are two different things Raj.


Evan: (about Eddie) I should go talk to him.
Divya: Isn't prison punishment enough?
Evan: I'm gonna miss you.

Group hug right now. Golden Girls style.


Evan: Thanks for a great summer Divya.
Hank: We couldn't have done it without you.

(to Eddie) Dad, look at me. There are no more moves left to make. In forty-eight hours you are going to prison.


(to Divya) Adam comes from money. Is that what attracted you to him?


Royal Pains Season 2 Quotes

I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.


Should I grab a copy of US Weekly and have a seat in the waiting room?