When my parents got married, my mother got my father a tandem bicycle. I have such fond memories of them riding it together.

Divya

Oh my God, Jill and Hank...Jank is back!

Evan

(to Divya) Wow! It's almost like you turned into Hank. Except he doesn't say schedule.

Evan

Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.

(to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?

Evan

Hank: What? You sleep out here each day?
Pete: You believe lightening can strike twice?

Man up city boy.

Jill

Stacy: You know the odds of getting hit by lightening are one in seven hundred and fifty thousand?
Evan: So you're saying there is a chance.

Evan, who's to say that I'm going to get lost. And who's to say I'd want you to come to find me?

Divya

Hank: Infant formula? Really?
Evan: Yeah, I got those on sale.

For the record, Hank, you got closer than anyone else.

Emily

Hank: ITIGBS
Natalie: Did you figure it out?
Hank: I think I'm Going To Be Sick.
Hank: A plus doctor.

Royal Pains Season 2 Quotes

I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.

Evan

Should I grab a copy of US Weekly and have a seat in the waiting room?

Boris