India Ferrah: I can’t sit there hearing something that is weighing on me. Do you remember when you were in the bottom with me and Mariah?
Shea Coulee: Mhmmm.
India Ferrah: Alexis and Mayhem came to me asking me to put your lipstick in.
Shea Coulee: What?!
India Ferrah: Yes. They came to me and asked me to put your lipstick in.

[As Walter Mercado] I was looking in my future and I saw you coming.

Alexis Mateo

Jeffrey-Bowyer Chapman: Contest #3, starting with the line, “Roses are Red”, recite a romantic poem about why I should pick you.
Shea Coulee: [As Flava Flav] Roses are red, buses is yellow, I just realized that you are a fella!
[Everyone laughs]

Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman: Contest #2, I’m originally from Canada, so if we went up there for a winter visit, how would you keep me warm at night?
Jujubee: [As Eartha Kitt] I would sensually walk to the thermostat and turn up the thermostat to a sensible 74 degrees.
[RuPaul laughs through it all]

[In confessional] Ugh, God, the first week I vote for her, and she’s crazy upset and she’s taking it personally. And now, honestly, I don’t know why she’s not fighting harder for herself. Like, who is this Mayhem and why have you checked?

Jujubee

I might be pretty on the outside, but on the inside, I’m pure garbage.

Shea Coulee

I’m not just sickening, I’m contagious.

Alexis Mateo

Jujubee: If I’m going down, you’re going down.
Miz Cracker: I have gone down. I know you’re going down too, if you play our cards right.
Ross Mathews: What?
Jujubee: I’m still wearing the butterfly ring you gave me.
Miz Cracker: Oh please, let your butterfly flap a little more for me, love. All you have to do is tell these reporters that absolutely nothing is going on between us.
Blair St. Clair: Wait … what, Mom?!
Jujubee: I love you, but I can’t

Meow-meow, bitches.

Jujubee

No matter who I pick, I’m gonna make someone mad. Mariah is like my best friend in the competition, but I made a deal with another girl. I can’t go back on my word. And then, we’ve got the bitch who’s been doing good that just had a bad week. If I vote for her, she might hate me. But I would rather have someone go home that’s a threat than a friend because I need votes.

Mayhem Miller

Alexis Mateo: A lot of girls talk about you behind your back. Oh, I could be one of them and just go behind your back and tell everybody how we gonna get rid of you, but I’m not.
Miz Cracker: I know.
Alexis Mateo: I’m not!
Miz Cracker: I hear everything you’re saying.

[In confessional] Alexis wants you to be real. She wants to be clear about things. She wants to trust you. She wants to know who you are. I think you’re playing head games, Miss Alexis, and it’s working on some of these bitches.

Jujubee

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Quotes

Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman: Contest #2, I’m originally from Canada, so if we went up there for a winter visit, how would you keep me warm at night?
Jujubee: [As Eartha Kitt] I would sensually walk to the thermostat and turn up the thermostat to a sensible 74 degrees.
[RuPaul laughs through it all]

India Ferrah: I can’t sit there hearing something that is weighing on me. Do you remember when you were in the bottom with me and Mariah?
Shea Coulee: Mhmmm.
India Ferrah: Alexis and Mayhem came to me asking me to put your lipstick in.
Shea Coulee: What?!
India Ferrah: Yes. They came to me and asked me to put your lipstick in.