Ugh, the first elimination of the season. Everything is different now. It’s a Rumocracy! Anything can happen now. Trump is president, chaos reigns!

Miz Cracker

Ongina: You guys, I don’t know what happened. I was like, “Okay, I’m f****** this up. I’m just gonna do a little shimmy here and a little shimmy there.”
Blair St. Clair: Well, that’s what happens when you get in your head.
Ongina: Yeah, I know! I’ve been in my f****** head all this week.
Blair St. Clair: But, like, an All Star believes in herself.
Ongina: I literally did not.
Blair St. Clair: I know!

Michelle Visage: I’ll even forgive that one-inch heel you’ve got on your foot.
Alexis Mateo: You gotta love it, goddammit! I stoned it for you!
[They all laugh]

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Jujubee!

Jujubee

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Jujubee!

Jujubee

Michelle Visage: I’ll even forgive that one-inch heel you’ve got on your foot.
Alexis Mateo: You gotta love it, goddammit! I stoned it for you!
[They all laugh]