RuPaul: Wait, Michelle, you not gonna slap me, are you?
Michelle Visage: No!
RuPaul: Okay, it’s not that kinda show.
Michelle Visage: No, Ru, it’s not that kind of a show!
RuPaul: No, no, no.

I’m kinda triggered right now, because the last time someone handed me a key, it had white powder on the end of it. But that was a looong time ago, and this is so much better than all that.

Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win!

RuPaul: I’ve got one thing to say…
[RuPaul does a sexy turn]
RuPaul: It’s chocolate.

There was a little showmance going on behind the scenes.

Jorgeous

Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté: I wasn’t gonna say nothing. Jasmine opened up the invitation and I told her, because no shade, the rest of the girls were having conversations about it, but not conversations with Jasmine. I’m not one of those kind of people…
Jasmine Kennedie: And thank you, Kornbread! You’re the only girl who would like talk to me…
Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté: You still cut me off and I live for it. You ain’t change.
[All the queens cheer and laugh]
Jasmine Kennedie: You get me! I’m still learning. I’m still learning!

I gave you a call, and guess who didn’t fucking answer? You!

Daya Betty

Miss June. As short as your time was, maybe you should change your name to “February”?

Maddy Morphosis

[In confessional] The main goal for this is to express ourselves in our truest form while showing how fierce of a supermodel bitch that we are.

Daya Betty

I think it’s herstory, girl. First Top 5 with two people that got eliminated.
[All the queens laugh]

Angeria Paris VanMichaels

Angeria Paris VanMichaels: Just keep having fun. You’ve made it this far.
Willow Pill: I need a diaper.
[Daya Betty laughs]

Angeria Paris VanMichaels: Can I hear your first two lines?
Willow Pill: No…
Angeria Paris VanMichaels: Ahh! That means they’re really really good then if I have to wait for them.
Willow Pill: Yeah, or I’m stalling.

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14 Quotes

I’m Bosco, and I’m here to show the world that I’m not just some skanky alternative girl from Seattle. I’m THE skanky alternative girl from Seattle. [Laughs]

Bosco

I’m the first one? Always number one.

Alyssa Hunter