Schmigadoon!
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Schmigadoon! Season 1 Episode 2: "Lovers' Spat" Quotes
Josh: It's like if The Walking Dead was also Glee
Melissa: You watched Glee?
Josh: I was aware of it.
Melissa: Do you think this -- you and me -- is true love? You don't. You don't. Okay, good to know.
Josh: What does that even mean? True love? It's like you've got this perfect idea of what love is supposed to be. Maybe that doesn't even exist.
Melissa: Just because something is hard doesn't mean it's unattainable. Takes work.
Melissa: Mr. Mayor, are you gay?
Mayor Menlove: I try to be. Schmigadoon's motto is 'We always strive for peace and happiness' so I try to be an example of joy and gaiety for the folks in town.
I guess this is the place I come to when I want to be gay, but I can't.
Mayor Menlove
Betsy: Tonight's the annual picnic basket auction to raise money to buy books for the library.
Tootie: And replace the ones the Reverand's wife burned.
Larry: You're not going to want to drink that, missy. That there's the Gentlemen's punch bowl. It's got alcohol in it.
Melissa: Oh, thank you for the warning, Larry the Fireman.
Josh: How much is a 'bit'?
Pete: Twelve and a half cents.
Josh: Why is there a term for twelve and a half cents? How's that helpful?
Mayor: Sold! To the newcomer, Mr. Skinner, for twenty dollars!
Betsy: That's Dr. Skinner!
Melissa: Hey, I'm a doctor too, by the way.
Larry: But you're a lady
Oh, did you see that? This super hot guy just bought me for two dollars. Yeah! Make it rain, Danny Bailey!
Melissa
Mildred: I don't like those two outsiders, Howard, or their new-fangled city ideas. They don't belong here.
Howard: I don't know about that, Mildred.
Mildred: I know you don't. That's why I'm telling you. They need to go.
Danny: Say, what do you think of that teddy bear?
Melissa: Ugh, it's creepy
Danny: You want it?
Melissa: Yes! Are you gonna win it for me?
Danny: Heck, no. You're a strong, independent woman. You're going to win it for yourself.
Melissa: Wait, is this an actual gun?
Danny: It sure is. Now, you're gonna want to place your left hand on the barrel, while you position your finger on the trigger. Now, be careful. This thing can go off if you stroke it the right way, even gently. So mind your grip and just remember, these things were built to explode.
