Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 3 Episode 6: "Bat Poop Crazy" Quotes
Happy, thanks for taking care of me today. You're going to be a good mom.
Ralph
Happy: Honestly, I was overwhelmed with Ralph, worried constantly.
Toby: Yeah, that is a sign of good mothering.
Happy: Or mental collapse.
This is how every scary movie ends. We've opened a portal to hell.
Sly
Don't mind me. I'm just a friendly giant bat with glasses.
Sly
My dad was a good man. My mom had some trouble. When she left him, he was crushed. She was the love of his life.
Paige
Only because I know you are not a deceitful person, so logically, you lied, and something is bothering you, and that bothers me.
Walter
Happy: Okay, take a bobby pin, and I can walk you through the lock pick.
Toby: I always wear a hat. Why would I have a bobby pin?
Happy: You are injecting the pumpkins with explosive chemicals?
Ralph: So I can carve four pumpkins at once.
Happy: No exploding pumpkins!
So, into the darkness with the killer bats. This is how every scary movie starts.
Sly
Happy: How hard is it to take care of an 11 year old genius? The kid can take care of himself. He's a self driving car.
Paige: Well those things make me nervous so does my son on three bags on candy corn.
I am not spelunking to save a disease-ridden, flying rodent.
Sly
Paige? She's just a stranger we took from a diner. We know nothing!
Toby
