Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 4 Episode 1: "Extinction" Quotes
Walter: Sly, come on. Sing about being squeamish and cleanliness.
Sly: Uh, no.
Paige: Walter?
Toby: He's jumping for joy. What a dope...Your eyes look beautiful.
Happy: Okay, we've been married for ten minutes, and you're already being dumb.
Toby: I didn't actually want to go in the water.
Paige, what's the ETA for getting the hysterical bride out of the hole?
Walter
Mark Collins: When I see you and Paige, I see people who need help, who could be facing an extinction event of your own.
Walter: What do you mean by that?
Mark Collins: Walter, it just means that you have to be very aware of how different you and Paige are and adjust your behavior accordingly.
Really? I crack one joke a year, and I get nothing.
Happy
Mark Collins: Hello friends!
Happy: No friends of yours here.
Mark Collins: Happy! I have emotionally prepared for your response. I have had much psychological treatment since my incarceration, something I think you'd appreciate.
Toby: I would have appreciated you not locking me in a warehouse with acid dangling over my face.
Happy: Ah, it's Walter.
Toby: Don't get it.
Happy: It could be work.
Toby: That's why I said don't get it.
Good morning, Walter. I brought bagels.
Walter: No time for bagels. I'm doing a musical number.
Sly: A musical? Fantastico!
