Cabe: But now she has no father.
Toby: Not exactly. She's got you. We all do. We got the guy who always has our back.

Walter: Did you ever think I'd be giving emotional advice to a genius?
Toby: It's the blind leaving the blind.

Sly: You know what my nickname was in chess club?
Walter: Susie.
Sly: The chess vulture because I peck away at my opponents until there's nothing left but a rotting carcass.
Walter: That's dumb. Any bird would work in that analogy. I'm going to call you the chess ostrich.

Now I'm stumped. I've got three ways I can beat you, but I don't know which one to use. You know what? I'll use the pawn. They never get to be the hero.

Sly

Walter: may the best man win.
Sly: I plan to.

Ralph: Two girls asked me to the Valentine's dance.
Sly: We can't help.

Walter: We don't play chess.
Toby: Not anymore.
Cabe: Why the hell not?
Paige: Why are we looking at a coat hook?
Toby: That is not a coat hook. That is a coat rook. Wound up in the wall 5 years ago.
Walter: After a week long chess tournament.
Sly: A tournament that went horribly wrong.
Paige: You threw a rook in the wall?
Walter: It wasn't me.
Toby: Nope.
Sly: It was a three-way tie for points. I was about to engage a masterful attack, the Bishop's Gambit, but then, Walter sneeze on my knight.
Walter: It was an accident.
Sly: J'acuse! My knight was covered in your mucus. The one piece I needed just happened be the one you dosed with your filth.
Walter: One I do not happen to have the ability to aim my mucus. Two you could have cleaned it off!

Paige: Does Ralph have a sweetheart?
Toby: Sorry, can't answer. Bro code.
Sly: Yeah, bro code.

Scorpion Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

Paige: Does Ralph have a sweetheart?
Toby: Sorry, can't answer. Bro code.
Sly: Yeah, bro code.

Ralph: Two girls asked me to the Valentine's dance.
Sly: We can't help.