There's a million reasons why people keep secrets. Sometimes we just can't understand.

Cabe

Toby named it Ferret Bueller. I don't understand the reference.

Walter

Actually the British accent is Happy's real voice. She's just been lying to us this whole time.

Toby

Yeah, I'm doing 90 in a burrito truck. Cut me some slack.

Happy

Got snakes?

Happy

There's no 'I' in Scorpion. It's a figure of speech.

Toby

Walter: Punch me in the nose.
Happy: Finally.

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Paige: Now what, hitchhike?
Happy: I'm not showing leg.

Our job is to protect people, not our own backsides.

Cabe

Ooo, Cabe's in trouble.

Toby

I trust my team.

Cabe

Are we judging people based on past resumes?

Walter

Scorpion Season 1 Episode 18 Quotes

You're a fanboy.

Happy

I am sure I just committed three felonies.

Sylvster