Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 3 Episode 15: "Sharknerdo" Quotes
Paige: I tried being mad at you for the whole Tim thing, and that just, well, it felt crummy, so I have an idea! I would like for us to acknowledge that we are great friends, special friends, who care deeply about each other. The kind of friends who'd do anything for each other, including risk their lives.
Walter: It's accurate, logical. I like it.
Paige: Great. We can put any recent tension behind us.
Happy: So what if it's the chase that's kept you on your toes with me? Once we're married, the chase is over. The high is over, and then you'll get bored.
Toby: Happy Quinn you showing an adorable pang of insecurity right now.
Happy: My angst makes you feel good?
Toby: No, no, the fact that you love me enough to worry about me makes me feel good. You look me in the eye, not that one, the good one. You are the treasure I have been hunting for my whole life, and you frankly are such a tough nut to crack that the chase is never really over. You keep me on my heels. I'm never going to be bored by you.
Cabe: What the hell are you doing?
Toby: Swashbuckling!
They see us! We did it! We're heroes of the high seas!
Toby
Paige: I think he's bringing his friends.
Walter: Actually a group of sharks is called a frenzy.
Paige: Walter. Who. Gives. A. Crap!
Eyes peeled for a yellow buoy with people clinging to it. Shouldn't be more than a few of those.
Toby
That's the plan? You want me to whack a shark in the nose?
Paige
It's your job to hold my hand. That's why you are on Scorpion. I should dock your pay!
Walter
I understand that eventually I can be too much for most humans, but I thought that you were different. I thought that we were friends.
Walter
Please, Paige, I might have no EQ, but I am more than capable of picking up when someone is trying to distance themselves from me.
Walter
I have faith that our team will find us so, you know, optimism.
Walter
Cabe: We're in the North Pacific Gyre Current. It's large and swirling and occupies the northern basin of the Pacific.
Toby: How do you know that?
Cabe: I was a Marine as in mariner, maritime, related to the sea?!
Toby: I don't like condescending Cabe.
