Sly: She's smarter than me!
Walter: That's nonsense, no one smarter than you! Except me, and Ralph, and four other people I've read about.

Between you and me, I used to think that I was the winner because I got Toby, as much as anyone who gets Toby can be called a winner, but now that I've met you, I've realized that I was a consolation pick.

Happy

Amy: Look I get that you don't get me, but for the life of me, I can't figure out why.
Happy: Seriously?
Amy: Yeah.
Happy: You're a foot taller, three times girlier, a bikini model geneticist with a house in Bali, with Svengali power over my husband.

Dorie: Trash has no value. A threat has negative value. Tobias Curtis is a threat; therefore, Tobias Curtis is trash.
Toby: Hey Dorie, why don't you cram it up your motherboard?

Okay, you guys stopped a nuclear satellite, a runaway cargo ship, and an extinction event. You can't get us out of a hole in the ground?

Florence

I told Happy you'd be mad, but she wanted furniture.

Walter

Florence: Why do you guys hate him?
Walter: He married Toby's ex-girlfriend.
Sly: Stole Toby's ex-fiancée. He's a snake!

Scorpion Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes

I told Happy you'd be mad, but she wanted furniture.

Walter

Florence: Why do you guys hate him?
Walter: He married Toby's ex-girlfriend.
Sly: Stole Toby's ex-fiancée. He's a snake!