Scorpion Season 4 Episode 15: "Wave Goodbye" Quotes
Happy: Jackass. I see your back is better.
Toby: This is not what it looks like.
Happy: Really? It looks like you are gooty to gooty with your ex in a coffin.
Toby: It's a casket, actually. A coffin is tapered.
Toby: If I only have a minute to live, I don't want to spend it with another woman's lips on mine. I love Happy.
Amy: Shut up!
Toby: I will not shut up. You made me an adulterer!
Cabe: So that's it?
Happy: No, we take the two-hour flight back to LA, find Toby, and I kick his ass.
Paige: Wait, when you were in the pipe, you said that you still loved him.
Happy: That's when I thought I was going to die. Now, I have a track on his keychain, and I don't want to breach that trust, but he forced his hand, so I'm going to go hunt him down.
Cabe: Who would have thought that Toby would be the one to die today?
Happy: Tell Sylvester not to punch Toby in the crotch.
Happy: And tell Toby that I really did love him.
Happy: Right, Sly, if I die, you give Toby a gooty punch when you see him.
Sly: Um, I'd prefer not.
Paige: I might not be able to identify our first kiss, but I sure as hell can identify our final kiss. It was last night, buddy.
Walter: Oh now you're being childish.
Two years ago we created a tsunami to reverse the flow of a river. Now we're creating an avalanche to kill a tsunami? Can't say we're not well rounded.Cabe
He's not picking up. I'm going to cover him in parsley and feed him to the snails.Happy
Walter: We're going to have to stop it.
Happy: Please don't say the tsunami.
Sly: Please don't say the tsunami.
Walter: Guys, we're going to have to stop the tsunami.
Sly: Don't make me spy on my friend.
Happy: I'm going to make my foot spy on the inside of your butt if you don't.
Cabe: That's a nice line. I'm going to use that.
We're trying to preggo her eggo.Toby
Toby: You know I'm an enthusiastic lover, right?
Toby: With all the procreation recreation, I slipped a disk in my lower back.
Paige: We're all too involved in each other's lives.