Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
We bluffed you, Frank, on an actual bluff, which means it cooler.
Toby
Paige: Where have you been?
Toby: Oh, I'm so sorry, did I not scale down a 90 foot cliff and run here with a piece of machinery strapped to my back fast enough for you?
Paige: Point taken.
This is going to be a tough trial, and the only way out is through. You need to get that in your head.
Sly
When my mom left my dad, he said to me, "the worst thing you can do to yourself is care about someone more than you care about yourself." He meant pain is the price you pay for love.
Paige
I don't know what I'd do if Cabe gets taken away. I don't know how to process it.
Walter
I didn't have friends before Scorpion, so.
Walter
Happy: Part of me thinks you engineered all of this just to get me into zip ties.
Toby: If I did, I forgot the safe word.
We call it C.L.A.M., the Collins Location and Apprehension Module.
Sly
Walter: I even had to rewrite the jingle!
Toby: Oh please don't.
Walter: It's a meat tube, pretty sweet tube. It's a jump up and get on your feet tube. It's a Walter O'Brien Center Cut Meat Tube.
[awkward silence]
Walter: What do you think?
Toby: I think for a genius you sing about your wiener a lot.
Doc, your ass better be a size 12 because that's the size shoe I'm wearing!
Cabe
Walter: Happy, how much do you trust me?
Happy: Probably more than I should.
Great, we're stuck in the 17th century, and the only thing we need to save this man is electricity!
Sly
