Toby: You need to get knocked up, and coffee is a violation of S.T.O.R.K.
Cabe: [groans] I don't want to know.
Toby: Oh, I'm glad you asked. Happy and I have conceived a conception plan, and it's called S.T.O.R.K. S is for sexy time, only at moments of optimal fertility.
Cabe: I'm not interested in your sexy time!

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• Added: October 23, 2017

Cabe: Now I've got a badge that says intern.
Happy: Now that you mention it, I could use a coffee.

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• Added: October 23, 2017

Walter: Yes, she's my girlfriend. We've been intimate.
Paige: Unnecessary detail.

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• Added: October 23, 2017

Walter: I'm nervous to be alone with you.
Paige: You've been alone with me hundreds of times. What could you possibly be nervous about?
Walter: My biggest fear is being in a restaurant, droning on about genius things, and then looking up at your face and then seeing boredom. It happens after a few weeks of every relationship I've been in, and then they end, and I don't want this one to end.
Paige: Walter, we are not a few weeks into our relationship. We are three years in. I know you.

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• Added: October 16, 2017

Happy: I want a baby soon. You were right. I want a family. I've always wanted a family, and I want one with you because I love you.
Toby: The woman who hates being human wants to make another human?
Happy: Yeah, something like that.

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• Added: October 16, 2017

Toby you said so yourself, we will never find a lawyer that cares about Cabe as much as we do. Well, I care about Cabe. I will scour every law book and memorize every archaic regulation to protect him. I can do this.

Sly

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• Added: October 16, 2017

I see solutions when others don't.

Sly

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• Added: October 16, 2017

Happy: I guess I like hanging around you guys, don't know why.
Paige: Thank you.
Walter: I'm not sure that was a compliment.

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• Added: October 16, 2017

Why do you want to be human anyways? Being human sucks!

Happy

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• Added: October 16, 2017

Now I'm weak and emotional, and it's all because that waitress came to Scorpion. If Walter hadn't hired her, I wouldn't be feeling things right now!

Happy

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• Added: October 16, 2017

Toby: You might need to run out and get us some lattes, being the intern and all.
Cabe: You ever have your butt kicked by a junior intern?
Toby: [sigh] Once.

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• Added: October 16, 2017

Patty: We have business. My office.
Toby: Her office?
Sly: I have to go. She angers easily.

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• Added: October 16, 2017