Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
Happy: Okay, we've been married for ten minutes, and you're already being dumb.
Toby: I didn't actually want to go in the water.
Paige, what's the ETA for getting the hysterical bride out of the hole?
Walter
Mark Collins: When I see you and Paige, I see people who need help, who could be facing an extinction event of your own.
Walter: What do you mean by that?
Mark Collins: Walter, it just means that you have to be very aware of how different you and Paige are and adjust your behavior accordingly.
Really? I crack one joke a year, and I get nothing.
Happy
Mark Collins: Hello friends!
Happy: No friends of yours here.
Mark Collins: Happy! I have emotionally prepared for your response. I have had much psychological treatment since my incarceration, something I think you'd appreciate.
Toby: I would have appreciated you not locking me in a warehouse with acid dangling over my face.
Happy: Ah, it's Walter.
Toby: Don't get it.
Happy: It could be work.
Toby: That's why I said don't get it.
Good morning, Walter. I brought bagels.
Walter: No time for bagels. I'm doing a musical number.
Sly: A musical? Fantastico!
Let this be a lesson to you, dear reader. No man is an island, no genius either.
Sly
No matter how long we have to stay here, as long as we're a family, we're going to be okay.
Paige
You were all like fighting children. Neither of the plans were going to work individually. I had to save Scorpion.
Ralph
Toby: I mean physically, daddy's wound up.
Happy: It was obvious the first time. I want to kick this marriage off too, but if you call yourself "daddy" again, we don't consummate, ever.
Sly: It's not up to me.
Cabe: So who do we ask, the lizard?
Sly: Don't be ridiculous. Mitchell is just an advisor.
