Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 6: "Blood Drive" Quotes
I call it the "Blurred Lines" cure. You know like when you heard that song for the first time, and you were like, "I could listen to this song over and over again and never get sick of it." And then months later, you were like, "I'd rather marry Robin Thicke than ever have to listen to this awful song ever again."
Hester
Honestly, Brock, I think you're safer putting your penis in a landmine or a woodchipper than having sex with Chanel.
Dean Munsch
Wait, are you announcing employee of the month? Because I think that having a machete driven through half of my body should be counted towards point totals.
Chanel #5
Hoffel was my first husband's name. Howard Hoffel. He died. Cancer, I think -- we weren't close. My maiden name might sound familiar -- Bean. Agatha Bean was my sister. Agatha wasn't smart. I got the brains and the looks, but she was still my only sister. And those Chanels burned her face off and got away with it. Until now.
Nurse Hoffel
The proof is in the pudding -- or, as I should say, the proof is in the blood pudding. No, actually, I shouldn't, and I apologize for going for the pun. The minute it left my mouth I felt dirty.
Dean Munsch
Cassidy: So, you're the other Green Meanie that's been killing people around here?
Nurse Hoffel: I haven't killed anyone here yet. What are you talking about?
Cassidy: Well, I didn't kill all the victims. There's someone else running around here killing people too.
Nurse Hoffel: You have a problem. Zayday's getting close, yes?
Cassidy: I was gonna kill her next but... she kinda scares me.
Until you prove that you're completely healthy, I just can't let you get up in all this.
Brock Holt
