Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 4: "Halloween Blues" Quotes
Oh, come on, Chanel. Are you seriously going to kill me over a Halloween costume, when we have an ER full of Lin-Manuel Mirandas and they're all tripping balls?
Chanel #5
Chanel: OK, we can stop talking about this now.
Chad's Ghost: No, I'll talk about it all night. I'll talk about how smokin' hot Denise Hemphill is all the time.
Chad's Ghost: Hello, Chanel. Oh, speaking of, do you mind killing him for me?
Chanel: What? Kill who?
Chad's Ghost: Rammy. Newsflash, Chanel, I'm super dead. And I really miss that little guy.
I'm Death. I thought it'd be a good idea to get comfortable being really close to it. Maybe even finding a way to love it.
Chanel #3
Oh, stick a hot dog in it, you manatee. You and I are officially not friends anymore.
Chanel
Chanel: I don't understand how all these middle-aged women keep stealing my men.
Munsch: Perhaps it's because you insist on Snapchatting during sex.
Chanel: That was ONE time!
First of all, I look amazing. And I'll admit, I was surprised when I tried it on and it fit like a glove, 'cause, you know, we've got different body types. My body type is "woman," and yours is "malnourished Victorian paperboy."
Denise
Chanel got me a bag of diseased whore hearts!!
Chanel's fan [joyfully]
I am sad. And where I come from, sad and skinny 20-something's feelings are more important than some silly little legal document!
Chanel
Chad Radwell, I promise to honor your death by dressing up on Halloween as Mrs. Chad Radwell and finding out who killed you. And if I die trying, I will meet you up in heaven, baby boy, at one of them no-tell motels and do whatever you want with all of this.
Denise
Are you upset, #5? Because as far as I can tell, I am the only one here showing even a modicum of anguish! I mean, did anyone else here think to change into a proper costume with a subtle Jackie Kennedy leitmotif to show the passing of Chad Radwell is a MAJOR event in our nation's history? No. Is anyone else so bereaved that they've lost control of their bladder and they've started relieving themselves in the potted plants in the hallway? No. In fact, is anyone here raging at the heavens by peeing in places you're not supposed to pee? No! So quit making this about you #5, because this is about me!
Chanel
