Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 9: "Lovin the D" Quotes
Wes: Crap. You guys are gonna kill me, aren't you?
Hoffel: Any last words?
Wes: Playlist.
I heard enough. I'm sorry your husband died and it made you sad. But can't you see the major logic fail in closing down a hospital that is actually curing people? Isn't that what you were so upset about in the first place? No one who worked at the hospital back then still works there. You're mad at architecture and geography. It would be like murdering all the guests at a Hilton hotel just because you got bummed out listening to Paris' awful song.
Chanel #3
She describes herself on Facebook as "pansexual," which as far as I can tell is just bisexual for millennials who want even more attention.
Jane [about Chanel #3]
Wes: Look, Hoffel, I will give you #5, #7, #8, and #3.
Cassidy: Whoa, whoa! #3 is mine.
Wes: Hey, can it, Cascade! Look, that's 5, 7, 8, and 3. All I want is Chanel. That's four Chanels for the price of one.
Looks like we're gonna need to call a Green Meanie summit.
Hester
Chanel #3: Last one to the Starbucks down the street buys lattes?
Chanel #5: The last one to the Starbucks down the street is dead!
Hester: Dad! Nurse Hoffel!
Wes: Don't call me that, okay? It's so embarrassing...
Whoa. That's a lot of tumor. Right, America?
Chanel #3 [into the camera]
Chanel #5 [crying]: I'm a genius and nobody cares.
Chanel: Damn it, Number 5, shut up!
