Chin up, Chanel. At least you wore something nice today. Remember to smile for your mugshot, it'll be on Gawker by sundown. Oh my god, I'm burping uncontrollably like Robert Durst! They'll know I'm guilty!

Chanel

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• Added: October 13, 2015

It smell like booty in here.

Denise Hemphill

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So why are you baking toenail cookies and giving them to children? Why are you hurting them instead of Chanel?

Hester

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Sorry. Not sorry.

Dean Munsch

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I saw a girl last year dressed as Slutty Al-Qaeda!

Chad Radwell

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That is such a Mary Todd Lincoln thing to say.

Chanel

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I told you money was no object. I am gross rich, Cliff!

Chanel

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• Added: October 13, 2015