Chanel: And what happened to you?
Hester: I was sharpening this knife. I couldn't find Ms. Bean's carver, but this one is definitely sharp enough to glide easily through roasted flesh.
Chanel #3: What a weird way to put that.

I mean, it's not out of the question. I was a bit of a man-slut back in the day. And it was the 90's, so nobody wore condoms.

Wes

I'm sorry, but someone needs to contact the good people at Hasbro because the odds of you picking "neck brace whore" are astronomical!

Chanel

Plus, are you gonna make, like, a habit of just, like, pushing people down the stairs? 'Cuz I think we can agree, not the most adult form of conflict resolution, Chanel.

Chad

Zayday: That seems like an unnecessarily complicated cover story.
Dean Munsch: Yes, but aren't those the best kind?

We have a newcomer this year. So let's all give a round of tolerant Radwell applause to our newcomer, Chanel Oberlin.

Bunny Radwell

Oh, I had asked for an electric serrated carving knife. Just wouldn't be Thanksgiving without the whir of a small motor cutting through flesh.

Gigi

I don't understand how this keeps happening! Is this meat locker like a wormhole to an alternate universe or something?

Chanel

Gravity killed Hester. I just gave her a little push.

Chanel

Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

I don't understand how this keeps happening! Is this meat locker like a wormhole to an alternate universe or something?

Chanel

Gravity killed Hester. I just gave her a little push.

Chanel