Brooke: You could have just ordered an iced coffee.
Jake: I like torturing the ice.

Keiran: People are dicks.
Emma: You watched the video.
Keiran: No, not interested.

Hello Emma, how does it feel to be the star of the show?

Caller

Noah was right. It's Brandon James. My god, this must be where they tried to fix him.

Audrey

Is that a pig? God, I'm never eating bacon again.

Audrey

Audrey: Maybe we should split up.
Emma: That's not funny.

Audrey: Drinking on the job is a new thing for you.
Noah: They can't fire me. I'm the only one who knows how to reset the router.

Emma: Where are you?
Brooke: In a nightmare of my own making.
Emma: Seriously it might not be safe.
Brooke: Trust me, it's too safe.

Emma: Well we don't want you getting arrested.
Kieran: It wouldn't be the first time.
Emma: Seriously?

Emma: Okay so Fault in our Stars is also a no.
Kieran: Cancer kids on top of a brutal murder might be a bit much.

In my humble opinion, nobody puts on a mask and commits a murder like that just once. The real question is, who's next?

Noah

Noah: You're like a ninja.
Riley: That's racist.

Scream Season 1 Quotes

Aww, you wanna come in the hot tub with me. Don't you, Sage? You can't go in the hot tub. That would be gross.

Nina

It's the time honored enforcement of the food chain. The weak are outed and then eaten.

Nina