Turk: Dude, don't sweat it - It says here that the ostrich is generally a docile creature.
J.D.: Thank God!
Turk: It also says their kick can kill a man!

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• Added: February 22, 2010

Mr. Sutton: I'm a garbage man! How many times a day do you think I get thanked!
Turk: 6!
Mr. Sutton: You're off by about 6.
Turk: 12
Mr. Sutton: Starting to see why Leon outfoxed you!

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• Added: February 22, 2010

Dr. Kelso: Who's a whore?
Elliot: That'd be me, sir!
Dr. Kelso: Oh.. of course!

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• Added: February 22, 2010

Carla: Hey, Dr. Cox. You wanna put in for some lottery tickets?
Dr. Cox: Oh gosh, Carla! I would, I really would! But you see, I already set fire to a big pile of money just this morning!

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• Added: February 22, 2010

Turk: Dude, he keeps a hug schedule with his friends!
J.D.: Okay, Turk.. looks like someone's getting crossed off their 2 o' clock spot and getting penciled in for never! How does that feel? Does it sting?
J.D.'s Narration: He's hurting! Hug him.. hug him now!

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• Added: February 22, 2010

Ted: Hey Carla, did you hear the lottery's up to a hundred million? If I win that baby it's separate beds for me and my mum!
Carla: Yeah, and you could spend the other 99.999.000 on therapy!

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• Added: February 22, 2010