Scrubs Season 3 Episode 19: "My Choosiest Choice of All" Quotes
Dr. Cox: Did you... did you do that for me?
Jordan: I thought it'd be fun. See, now there are two blondes you can't have sex with!
Dr. Cox: I don't care! It is so naughty!
Janitor: Don't look at me like that! This is your fault, anyway! You two made me dream again.
Turk: Hey, we weren't the ones who caved in to Kelso.
Janitor: I do not owe you an explanation for that!
Carla: You're right, you don't owe us an explanation!
Turk: Lay some truth on him, baby!
Bandmate: How you feeling?
Jeff: Hey, Rick!
Bandmate: Hi!
Jeff: Audrey! Ryan! Tim! Jamie! Tobey!
Bandmate: Hey, Jeff!
Jeff: Joe!
Dr. Cox: I hope this won't be awkward for ya, but I promised the whole band you'd have sex with them.
Danni: Okay, I'm gonna buy the next round. Which one of you handsome boys wanna help me carry it?
Sean: We're both good-looking guys, am I right? We'll sort this out when I get back!
Turk: Baby.
Carla: Hmm?
Turk: I would never sleep with your sister. She's hideous.
J.D.: So, you'd rather hang out with someone you don't even like than be alone?
Danni: Yeah, pretty much.
J.D.: Yeah, me too. I mean, come on, how many couples out there actually have fun together?
Sean: Guys! Elliot and I are in the middle of a marathon game of Hide & Go Seek. If she comes in, you didn't see me!
J.D.'s Narration: In a big hospital, you can hide from almost anything. Except your conscience.
Jordan: Hello.
Dr. Cox: Oh, hey! Hey, Jordan! You know what's weird?
Jordan: Tell me.
Dr. Cox: We're so close, and yet if anybody asks if we're married, all either one of us can say is-is no.
Jordan: Actually, I say we were married for five years then got divorced, now we're back living together, have a child, but we're in a long-term, committed relationship.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, that's what I say, too... That or... no.
Dr. Miller: Excuse me, I need to get a, uh-
Dr. Cox: Book about supply closet etiquette? Yeah, look, I'm kinda using this area?
Listen, Serpico, I go four steps out that door to my car every day. And that's important, because if I don't beat Enid home from her thighs & buns class, I have to help her peel off her leotard.
Dr. Kelso
Carla: Bambi, when you broke up with Danni, you said it was the happiest day of your life!
J.D.: No, that was only because 'Barney Miller' came out on DVD.
Turk: And WoJo's commentary on it? Priceless!
Dr. Miller: Okay, that's all from me, Jeff. Any other questions you might have you can direct to Dr. Cox, here. I'm sure you'll find him to be quite... something!
Dr. Cox: Ha-ha!
Giddyup, Dr. Dorkian!
Danni
