Turk [about patient's fart]: Being a guy, I have to ask, what did it smell like?
Sunny: Like thirty years of repression... and hot dogs

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• Added: April 02, 2009

Elliot, you're really cute but your booty is tiny. I don't know what I would do with that thing

Turk

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When I was little, my mom told me my farts were little demons crawling around in my belly and if I let one out it'd give my grandmother cancer

Elliot

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• Added: April 02, 2009

I'm a doctor. We believe everything we see on the charts. That's why I write "Elliot has a killer tushie" on every one

Elliot

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• Added: April 02, 2009

Aww that's adorable, you have a crush on yourself. I'd be careful, the guy you're in love with is a douche

Denise [to Derek]

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• Added: April 02, 2009