Scrubs Season 3 Quotes
Dr. Cox: Um, I think that-
Carla: Oh, hold that thought.
Turk: I would love to hear what you have to say.
Dr. Cox: I don't think so, there, bowling ball.
Turk: Well, you might as well spill it - Carla tells me everything. Except, of course, about that curling iron you have in your locker. It slipped!
Turk: Look, if it makes it easier, you can just pretend I'm Carla.
Dr. Cox: I can totally do this. Carla.
Turk: Wha-at?
Dr. Cox: I think that your fiancé is a self-involved, bobble-headed jock itch who is not good enough for you. Not now, not ever.
Maggie: Stop it, Ted. You're a great lawyer.
Ted: Ohh, I love her.
Elliot: Maggie, you seem so at peace with everything.
Maggie: There's really only one thing I'll regret... I'm thirty-eight years old and I'm a virgin.
Elliot: Me too.
Carla: Elliot!
Elliot: Sorry, sorry. It's just a reflex from college when I used to play the tambourine in a Christian rock band. Which was bull because everyone was sleeping with everyone. Sorry.
Todd: Don't worry, sweetheart, this'll all be over in a second.
Larry: Please stop.
Todd: Oh! It's the hips that fool me.
Elliot: Hm! Can't believe Chuck gave up stripping to become a city councilman!
Carla: Same job, different outfit.
Elliot: Pff! True dat!
Carla: Elliot! You ain't as ghetto as ya think y'are, 'kay?
Turk: That's Stephanie, our new transplant patient.
Dr. Cox: Oh. And you picked her, so I'm quite sure she is so very nice.
Turk: No, actually she's alienated every member of my surgical team.
Dr. Cox: Sweetheart, you're not even on the surgical team.
Turk: I am a very important part of the team that!... I am a very important part of the team, thankyouverymuch.
Dr. Cox: I see, so what, that's... that's it? You say she gets the liver and that's the way it goes?
Turk: No, she gets the liver because she followed the rules.
Dr. Cox: Ah-ha.
Turk: Dr. Cox, I know it's really hard on you medical guys, because you spend most of your time with your patients and you get emotionally attached. But as a surgeon, the person I'm closest to is the guy who's giving us the liver, because it's a gift, and I think it's important that it goes to the person that's proven they're up to the responsibility.
Dr. Cox: Holy cow, I get it. I gotta collect myself for a moment, here. That's very touching.
Carla: Uh, she's sleeping, sir.
Dr. Kelso: So?
Elliot: You know, there's cupcakes down in Pediatrics!
Dr. Kelso: Ooh!
Ted: You are so beautiful.
Maggie: That was worth the wait! You are a stallion!
J.D.'s Narration: Of course, some rules are just plain silly.
Dr. Cox: Ya got big plans for tonight?
Carla: Oh... It's Turk's stupid rule, I don't wanna talk about it. Hey! You never told me what you really think of Turk.
Dr. Cox: He is a complete tool... But I suppose you could do a lot worse.
Powerful tiny fists...
J.D.
