Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 7: "The Cafe" Quotes
Where are people? You see people? Show me people! There are no people!Babu
(explaining how he got food on his IQ test) I had a sandwich in my pocket.George
I meet a lot of women in this jacket. They're attracted to it.Kramer
(with his sweater over his nose) Bazooka Joe.Jerry
Elaine: (to George) Listen, there were too many distractions there. Babuwhatever his name was, and Kramer, I couldn't concentrate.
Jerry: (swaying around mockingly) It was a maaaad-house!
Elaine: Jerry, it was!
Kramer: This guy leaves this jacket at my mother's house for two years. Now, she hasn't seen him since and now he says he wants the jacket back.
Kramer: Well, I'm not giving it back.
You know, I could probably shoot him from here. I'd be doing us both a favor.Jerry
Kramer: Hey, do me a favor...Some guy comes in looking for me, tell him you don't know where I am.
Jerry: Of course, I always do.
Kramer: No, no it's that guy. He's really been bugging me about the jacket.
Elaine: Just give it back to him.
Kramer: Oh, he'll have to kill me.
Jerry: Go ahead, you're taking the IQ test.
George: Yeah, and she's gonna find out I'm a moron. You know, people think I'm smart, but I'm not smart.
Jerry: Who thinks you're smart?
Monica: Is that the test?Elaine: Oh, this... um... yeah... here you go.Monica: Thanks. I hope you do a lot better this time.
George: Oh, hello, professor.Elaine: George, I cannot believe... George: Please... Elaine: No, there has got be a mistake.George: You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.Jerry: But an 85?
Babu: Our specials are tacos, moussaka, and franks and beans.Jerry: Well, what do you recommend my good fellow?Babu: Oh, the turkey.