Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 9: "The Deal" Quotes
(to Jerry and Elaine) Boy, I liked you so much better when you weren't a couple.
Kramer
(Elaine is surfing through TV stations)
Elaine: Ooo the naked channel!
Jerry: (reaching for the remote) No, I don't want to watch the naked channel.
Elaine: (Pulling the remote away) Been a while?
Sometimes when people get involved with that, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that and I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that.
Jerry
Elaine: What was that look?
Jerry: What look?
Elaine: The look you just gave me.
Jerry: I gave a look?
Elaine: Yes.
Jerry: What kind of look?
Elaine: I know that look.
Jerry: Then what was it?
Elaine: Why should I tell you?
Jerry: Well, you're the big look expert. I want to see how smart you are.
Elaine: Trust me, I know the look.
George: What's up with you?Jerry: Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night.
George: Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major!
Kramer: What are you guys going to do today?Elaine: This... and that.Jerry: And the other!
Jerry: (about Elaine's birthday) What did you end up getting her?
George: (irritated) $91.
Jerry: Yeah, sorry about that.
George: Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?Jerry: Too gubernatorial.
You know I gotta tell you. These are really bad details.
George
Elaine: Pal? You think I'm your pal?
Jerry: I said "and more."
You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!
George
I mean, really, what is the big deal? We go in there. We're in there for a while. We come right back out here. It's not complicated!
Jerry
