George: I really think it looks good.
Elaine: Ten bucks, how can you go wrong?
George: All bald people look good in hats.
Elaine: You should have lived in the '20s and '30s, you know men wore hats all the time then.
George: What a bald paradise that must have been.

Kibitzer: Who are you?
Sid: Who am I? I know who I am. Do you know who you are?

Because I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems.


Chaos--it reduces us to jungle law.


Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 22 Quotes

I'm not saying anything, I'm putting it in the vault, I'm locking the vault. It's a vault!


Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.