Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 14: "The Pez Dispenser" Quotes
Jerry: Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.
Elaine: Well, maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg.
Jerry: Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg, she's still the one who laughed.
I have no power. Why should she have the upper hand? Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand. No hand at all. She has the hand. I have no hand.
George
I don't have a good apartment for an intervention. The furniture is very non-confrontational.
Jerry
Kramer: Well, it's these people-- they go swimmin' in the winter. They're terrific; I just took my first swim today. Brrrrrrr! It's invigorating.
Jerry: Yeah So's shock therapy.
Intervener #1: He's here! What do we do?Intervener #2: Hide!Jerry: It's not a surprise party!
I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.
George
George: (working on a crossword) What's a three letter word for candy?Jerry: I could never do those things.
George: Could we cut to the chase here.Jerry: Cut to the chase? What are you Joe Hollywood? I would lose that.
George: You can't break up with me. I've got hand!Noel: And you're gonna need it.
(to George) You've never been to a flea market and you think they have fleas there.
Jerry
Is this the interference?
Kramer
