Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes
Jerry: (to Rava) So, where's this boyfriend of yours? I can't wait much longer. I've got a flight.
Elaine: Oh, probably caught in traffic.
Rava: Or maybe he's dead.
Jerry: So what do you write, children's books?
Harold: It's a good thing her rent was overdue. She'd be rotting up there for a month.
Jerry: She died? Mrs. Hudwalker died?
Harold: Ninety-four years old. I found her yesterday. She didn't have a wig on It was horrifying.
(about the marathon) Ah, what's to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya and 20,000 losers.
Jerry
I'd like to have a kid 'course you have to have a date first.
George
Well, occasionally I like to help the humans.
Kramer
I feel like I've had two lives. My pre-mousse, and now I begin my post-mousse.
Kramer
(to Kramer) You're not normal. I love you, but you're a pod.
Jerry
Jerry: You have no idea what an idiot is.
George: Is that right? I just threw away a life time of guilt free sex and floor seats for every sporting event at Madison Square Gardens. So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.
Roxanne: (cheering on marathon runners You're all winners!
George: But suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
Elaine: She died?Jerry: She died.Elaine: She died!!
I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.
George
Roxanne: The marathon is great, isn't it?Jerry: Yes, particularly if you're not in it.
Kramer: Tell me the truth: have you ever seen a better looking guy?
Jerry: Looks are so subjective.