Seinfeld Season 3 Quotes
You're as pretty as those girls, you just need a nose job!
Kramer
Jerry: It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.
George: You're not letting him win. He wins till you're forty.
Jerry: Then what?
George: He still wins but it's not a blowout.
George: It's like going to the bathroom in front of a whole bunch of people and not caring.Jerry: It's not like that at all!
I'm going straight to hell, no two ways about it.
George
Very exciting, very exciting, it's like watching a birth!
George
Isabel? She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.
Jerry
You got butchered.
Kramer
(on Babs) The woman used to walk around here half naked, sucking Colt .45 from a can. Her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hose up to her knees, screaming down the hall, 'Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape, and bring back that box of Danish!'
Landlord
George: Where'd you meet her?
Jerry: I met her on an elevator.
George: On an elevator? You met a woman on an elevator?
Jerry: Impossible, right?
George: You got less than 60 seconds. It's like dismantling a time bomb.
George: You won't think I'm a bad person?
Jerry: Too late for that.
Jerry: Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?
Elaine: No.
Jerry: You know what that makes you, a baldist.
Great! They have one billion people and he found a relative.
George
