Have a kid. No one will ever want to call your booty again. But seriously it is a deterrent. Not to everyone. But to a lot of people.

Charmonique

Pop culture asked him to leave and instead he rose like a phoenix from the ashes of Sugar Ray.

Henry

Henry: According to Facebook everyone is married and having kids. When did that happen?
Ex: Probably when you were in the office.

Eliza: Guy's love it when you laugh at their jokes. It makes them feel powerful.
Henry: President. Like that guy could be president.
Eliza: You're right. You are so smart. You should be on the supreme court.

Selfie Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Eliza: Guy's love it when you laugh at their jokes. It makes them feel powerful.
Henry: President. Like that guy could be president.
Eliza: You're right. You are so smart. You should be on the supreme court.

Henry: According to Facebook everyone is married and having kids. When did that happen?
Ex: Probably when you were in the office.