Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll
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Johnny: What the hell are they all for, dude?
Rehab: These kill panic. These kill anxiety. These keep me from killing myself. These keep me from killing you. These keep the voices at bay.
It’s called sex and drugs and rock and roll. It’s not yeast and water and dinner f-ing rolls.
Johnny
Every time I listen to Radiohead, I feel like I'm failing the SATs all over again!
Johnny
You missed the first 20 years of my life. I think it would be nice if you were around for the next 20.
Gigi
Go to hell, Johnny. Oh wait, you're in a fake Bon Jovi band. Guess what? You're already there.
Ava
Remember when the record came out and the guy from Rolling Stone wrote that early review and he called you the wizard spawn of Pete Townshend and the Edge? We were so happy. That's what I'm talking about. When we were making people dance and scream and changing their lives, man. That's the drug I'm after, dude, that's the high I want.
Johnny
I don't need a dad, I need a goddamn songwriter.
Gigi
Listen. I've never asked you for anything. OK, I did ask you to keep me from having a heart attack that one time I did the pink blow from Peru. That two times I did pink blow from Peru.
Johnny
I'm on tour right now with Lady Gaga. I got 770,000 Twitter followers. I'm @Gagaleadguitar.
Flash
There's always blow in the rug.
Johnny