Carrie: "Alrighty"? He said "alrighty"? So I'm guessing the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, but that you proposed to a guy who says "Alrighty."
Charlotte: Oh, stop it Carrie.
Carrie: Alrighty.

Charlotte: Trey, and I really love each other. In fact, I'm meeting his mother this week, and if all goes well...
Miranda: If all goes well, what?
Charlotte: Trey, is this close to proposing, I can feel it.
Carrie: Oh, my God!
Miranda: You just met. I've had pair of pantyhose longer.
Charlotte: Miranda, it's not logical, this is love. It's not logical, it's right, in my heart, I feel it's right.
Miranda: Okay, whatever!

Miranda: Didn't you feel like punching him?
Carrie: No, it was too sad or something.
Miranda: I would've punched him
Charlotte: No, it is sad. How long has he been married, what, seven months?
Samantha: Um, the seven month itch.

Miranda: You can't live here.
Steve: It's not that bad.
Miranda: It's not that bad? It's the doorway to hell.

There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement story. What I'm I going to say to my kids? Well, mommy really wanted to get married, so daddy said, alrighty. So un-romantic.
(Carrie laughs)

Charlotte

Charlotte: Trey, maybe we should get married?
Trey: Alrighty.

Big: I thought about it, and it's going to cost me a lot, so maybe, you should forget about what I said. I figured, I made my bed I should lie in it.
Carrie: You do that.

Carrie, we can analyse this for years and never know the answer. I mean, they still don't know who killed Kennedy.

Miranda

Miranda: You know, if the whole cum situation were reversed, do you think men would get anywhere near the stuff?
Samantha: Maybe, if it tasted like beer.

Carrie: So what, causal head is back now?
Samantha: Oh, it's fine, his healthy and I don't swallow.
Carrie: Well, as long as you and the Center for Disease Control are fine with it.

Miranda: It has a lot to do with nutrition. I once dated a smoker and it affected how his tasted.
Carrie: They should put that on the pack, if they want to cut back sales.

Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the nastiest tasting spunk.
(the girls glare at each other and Charlotte gets up and leave)
Miranda: And she's never coming back.
Samantha: Well, I'm sorry, who else can I talk to about this?
Carrie: Might I suggest no one.
Samantha: You are my girlfriends, help me? Have you ever had this problem?
Miranda: Not really, but I have to admit, that it's never been a trip to Baskin Robbins.

Sex and the City Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement story. What I'm I going to say to my kids? Well, mommy really wanted to get married, so daddy said, alrighty. So un-romantic.
(Carrie laughs)

Charlotte

Carrie: "Alrighty"? He said "alrighty"? So I'm guessing the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, but that you proposed to a guy who says "Alrighty."
Charlotte: Oh, stop it Carrie.
Carrie: Alrighty.