Wylie Ford: Oh, Charlene, you're so hot, I can't wait to get you to bed.
Charlotte: Charlotte. My name is Charlotte.
Wylie Ford: I prefer Charlene.

It's so interesting, you can tell a man I hate you and you'll have the best sex of your life, but tell him I love you, and you'll probably never see him again.

Samantha

Samantha: How's he in bed?
MIranda: There are no words.
Samantha: Sounds like a dream relationship to me.
Carrie: Yeah, he can make you cum then he can make you a cosmopolitan.

Carrie: Why is it, it's the woman who always has to change and never the guy?
Charlotte: Because we are more adaptable.

Samantha: All I'm saying is uncut men are the best. They try harder. I should know, I've slept with five of them.
Charlotte: Out of how many?
Carrie: Infinity!

Samantha: I love morning sex.
Miranda: I haven't had morning sex since I was in college, and then it was only because I didn't have to be in class till eleven.

Miranda: I am so circumcising my kids.
Carrie: I think you can pay people to do that now.
Miranda: I don't ever want to know there's some woman out there calling my son a shar pei.

Mike: You do realize this makes me a virgin?
Charlotte: I'll be gentle.

Charlotte: There was so much skin. It was like a shar pei.
Carrie: You've never seen an uncircumcised one?
Charlotte: I'm from Connecticut.

Honey, you can't change that about a man. It's part of their genetic code, like farting.

Samantha

Samantha: If checking out other women is the biggest problem you're having with him, you're lucky.
Carrie: Well, if it's that small he should be able to stop.

Samantha: It's not what it looks like, it's what they can do with it.
Charlotte: Well, I don't need one that can make it's own carrying case.

Sex and the City Season 2 Quotes

Me, James and his tiny penis, we're one big happy family.

Samantha

Samantha: Why are we sitting all the way up here?
Carrie: It's the only place I can smoke without Giuliani putting me away for ten years.