Sam: That was awesome.
Samantha: Yes it was.
Sam: Sam.
Samantha: Yes, Sam.
Sam: I think I love you?
Samantha: Oh, honey, that wasn't love, that was sex.

Samantha: Maybe the universe is telling me that I should fuck that cute virgin and give him that great first time experience that I never had?
Carrie: That's not karma, that's statutory rape.

Charlotte: I don't know what it is, I'm strangely drawn to him.
Samantha: Of course you are, you know the man can plow.

Charlotte: He was so tan and muscular, and sweat ran down from his chest unto his perfectly defined stomach.
Carrie: See, you read a couple of Harlequin romances in high school and they scar you for life.

Robber: (points a gun in her face) Give me your bag!
Carrie: What?
Robber: Your bag.
Carrie: It's a baguette.
Robber: Let me have it.
Carrie: (thinks) I couldn't believe it? Fifteen years in New York and just when the city was getting safe, I was getting robbed.
Carrie: Is this for real?
Robber: Your watch and your ring, quick.
Carrie: Jesus!
Robber: And your Manolo Blahniks!
Carrie: What? No!
Robber: Give me your fucking Blahniks!
Carrie: (thinks) These guys weren't just after money anymore, they were after fashion.

Charlotte: I'm married, I can't be looking at gardeners. This is insane.
Samantha: Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to fuck a gardener?

Charlotte: Why do you always have to talk about sex like that?
Samantha: Because I can.

Samantha: Oh, I'm sorry.
Claire Anne: Let it go and no one gets hurt.
Samantha: I think I was holding it first.
Claire Anne: I know TaeKwon- Do.
Samantha: I know the Manager.
(Claire Anne laughs)
Claire Anne: You're spunky, I like spunky women.
Samantha: We're a dying breed.
Claire Anne: No kidding! I'll let you have the scarf if you show me where a gal can get a hard drink in a dark bar around here.
Samantha: Done and done.

Charlotte: This is important to me Carrie, I need him to see me sexually.
Carrie: I know you do sweetie, I'm just not sure I need to.

Miranda: Their starting to die on us.
Charlotte: Oh, my God!
Samantha: Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda: Thirty-five and their dying. We should just give up now.
Carrie: On the bright side, this could explain why they don't call back.

That girl needs a stick out of her ass and a dick in her coahie, pronto.


Carrie: You know that people actually asked for refunds after my first class.
Miranda: What do they know?
Carrie: Apparently , more than I do. I feel like a total sham.
Miranda: Oh, easy, that's my friends your talking about there.

Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it, and chair committees, and write thank you notes, and I can't feel bad about that.


It's hard to find people who would love you no matter what. I was lucky enough to find three of them.