Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes
Samantha: He lives with his parents?
Carrie: It's their apartment.
Samantha:So, not sexy honey. Dump him immediately, here use my cell phone.
Do you realise that a thirteen year old girl just bought us a two hundred bottle of Dom Perignon? You know what I was buying when I was thirteen? Nothing! I couldn't afford anything, I was serving dilly bars at Dairy Queen.
Samantha
Charlotte: I can't deal with Trey.
Carrie: Okay, honey, calling to tell me that might have been a bit more economical.
(hands him a cigarette)
Keith: Low tar, that's very nice. I thought they banned these here?
Carrie: I taped them to my body on the plane.
Miranda: Maybe it's time I stopped being so angry.
Carrie: But, what would you do with all your free time?
Charlotte: I really like LA.
Carrie: Who wouldn't? Keith wants to buy a three million dollar house, and I can't even afford new curtains.
Samantha: That's where the guys out here have New York men beat, real estate.
Carrie: I got mugged. She took everything I got.
Samantha: It's called the Brazilian wax.
Miranda: Why didn't you tell her to stop?
Carrie: I tried. I feel like one of those freaking hairless dogs.
Samantha: It's a ascetic thing, everyone goes bare out here.
Miranda: Of course, they do. LA men are too lazy to go searching for anything.
Carrie: Nothing surprises me anymore. Apparently, in LA housesitters are somebody and New York writers are prostitutes.
Samantha: Sweetie, your at least a high class escort.
Carrie: Thank you.
(to Samantha, who's offered to take Charlotte to a Playboy Mansion party) Why would that cheer her up? Does she look like a 22-year-old frat boy?
Miranda
Charlotte: My marriage is a fake fendi.
Miranda: Excuse me?
Charlotte: Trey and I look like the perfect couple from the outside but on the inside its all fake, it's not special. He can't even get it up.
Samantha: What?
Charlotte: We've never had sex...
Miranda: But, you've been married for...
Charlotte: Over a month.
Samantha: You've never had sex?
Carrie: It's not a physical thing, it's emotional.
Miranda: You knew about this?
Carrie: She told me at the wedding.
Charlotte: Could you have more comdoms?
Samantha: I did, yes.
Charlotte: I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Miranda: Here I thought it was called my thirty's.
But, seriously, I'm you. You've had your heart broken, I've had my heart broken, and if I have, that means other girls have to, and if other girls have, that means big opening weekend. Not X Men big, but chick-flick big. God! The guy who came up with that term should have his balls cut off.
Debbie
