Carrie: You said you were a Stewardess?
Miranda: I was testing a theory.
Carrie: A theory being?
Miranda: That men are threatened by powerful jobs. They don't want a lawyer, they want...
Aiden: A liar!

Charlotte: Well, I wanted to save myself until we got married.
Carrie: But, sweetie, you're not a virgin.
Charlotte: Well, I am in this relationship, and I think it's romantic.
Samantha: Yeah, it's romantic, until he can't figure out where to put it in. Honey, what if he's terrible?
Charlotte: He won't be terrible, no. He is an amazing kisser and he is so sexy and he loves me, and I've wanted to do things to him that I've never done to any body. Like the other night I was thinking of putting whip cream all over my body...
Samantha: Low fat Cool Whip is the best. It's less sticky, than other brands.

Samantha: It's also the possibilty that your next great fuck is just around the corner.
Charlotte: Well, my next great...
Miranda: Yes?
Carrie, Miranda, Samantha: Say it!
Charlotte: Fuck...
Miranda, Carrie, Samantha: Whomp!
Charlotte: Is, just around the corner. I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie: Excuse me?
Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive.

Miranda: I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night.
Carrie: I believe the correct term is flight attendant.
Miranda: Not if you wanna get laid.
Samantha; Honey, it doesn't matter what you say you do, it's how you say it. For example; I'm in PR, translation, I give great head.

(to Miranda) By the way they do wear something under those kilts, but it's easy to get off.


Charlotte: Miranda, please don't bleed on my dress?
Miranda: I'm trying not to.

Samantha: You know marriage doesn't guarantee a happy ending, just an ending.
Charlotte: (raises her glass) An end to dating!

Samantha: Don't you think this dress could stand to be a little bit shorter?
Charlotte: Samantha, all the skirts have to be the same length.
Samantha: Really? What about Trey's skirt?
Charlotte: It's a kilt, and it's tradition.

The wedding was complete. Charlotte had something old, something new, something borrowed and someone Samantha blew.


Miranda: She's so damn happy.
Samantha: Of course she's happy, she doesn't have to be a bridesmaid.
Carrie: Well, we got off easy, let's not forget the groomsmen have to wear kilts.
Samantha: I like the idea of men in skirts, easy access.
Miranda: Is it true that they wear nothing underneath?
Samantha: I'll find out and get back to you.

It's hard to find people who would love you no matter what. I was lucky enough to find three of them.


Miranda: I can't believe your getting married? Is this the beginning, are you next?
Carrie: Oh yea, I'm headed for a story book ending. The little curly head girl had an affair, lied to her boyfriend and lived happily ever after.

Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it, and chair committees, and write thank you notes, and I can't feel bad about that.


Steve: Carrie thought you might need a little help. Is that okay?
Miranda: I'm on Valium. Everything's okay.