Sex and the City Season 4 Quotes
I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied.
Carrie
Samantha: (to the girls) I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Carrie: Now it's airborne.
Charlotte: I can't believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha: It wasn't a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby!
Miranda: Well, then you know it's safe.
Samantha: Well it's about fuckin time. Get over here and do me.
Carrie: Is that you standard greeting now?
Samantha: Oh sorry I thought it was Richard.
Miranda: These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
Samantha: Just don't spend them alone in bed.
Miranda: I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!
(Carrie calls Samantha to make plans)
Samantha: I'll conference you with the other girls.
Carrie: You know how to do that?
Samantha: Of course! How else do you have three-way phone sex?
Charlotte: I feel like we don't belong here!
Carrie: That's because we're wearing shirts!
Miranda: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym!
Carrie: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!
I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know, they are people who have recently moved in with someone.
Carrie
Aidan: What do you need two doors for?
Carrie: Well, cause you know sometimes I'm in a hurry I just brriinrr that one and it's my escape hatch in case.
Aidan: In case what?
Carrie: In case rapists come in my bedroom window, I see 'em in the mirror and I wriiirr! Gone.
Samantha: For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect dick.
Trey walks in to hear the end of her sentence.
Trey:Whoops, forgot it was ladies night.
Charlotte: Don't talk to my friends like that! Without a baby they're all I have!
Trey: And what am I?!
Charlotte: You are the man who gave me a cardboard baby!
Trey: It...was...funny!!
Charlotte: NO IT WASN'T!!!
( Miranda opens her door to find Steve kneeling on his knee with a ring in his hand )
Miranda: What, are you fucking kidding me?
Steve: Is that your answer?
