Sex and the City Season 5 Quotes
Carrie: Samantha, where are you going?
Samantha: I'm gonna splash some water on my face, and then I'm going home. And I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever, and blow whomever I want, as long as I can breathe and kneel.
That's what I said yesterday about eating bread, and I just ordered pancakes.
Miranda
Miranda: I can't go. I'm just...not ready to be separated from the baby.
Carrie: What???
Miranda: I'm kidding! Steve took him two hours ago. I'm free, I'm free!!
How many guys do we ever hit it off with? Very few, and even if we do, those relationships don't last, and even if they did, men die first, so we're right back where we started.
Carrie
(Charlotte walks into the room in a very revealing dress)
Miranda: Charlotte, are you in there?
Carrie: No, but I think Harlot is.
Samantha: Who picked this breast-aurant?
Carrie: Cleavage is big here, it's part of the regional charm.
(Responding to a drunk guy who said Miranda had a fat ass)
Samantha: For your information, her ass is fat because she just had a baby! What's your excuse?
Carrie: Yeah, you having triplets?
Miranda: No original sin, no renouncing of Satan...
Steve: (To his mother) Its not that she's a fan of Satan, its just that she doesn't want to talk about him.
Samantha: I'm back with Richard.
Charlotte: Richard whose death we've been plotting?
Samantha: My friends don't believe you.
Richard: Am I dating your friends?
Samantha: With your track record I wouldn't put it past you.
Miranda: Brady has to get baptized, and wear a dress.
Carrie: Baby's first drag show.
To be honest, I wasn't sure what I belived. But my cynical side suspected optimism would sell more books.
Carrie
