Aisha: Are you okay?
Abbi: Yeah. We had a little fight, but we'll be fine. It'll be fine.

O: Morning.
Ruby: Hey. Hey. I said, hey. Wait up! How are you?
O: Oh, are you wanting to book an appointment?
Ruby: It's me, Ruby Matthews. We went to primary school together.
O: I think you have me confused with someone else. Have a great day.

Joanna: Wow! Your house is a mess! Can you grab my bags? Aren't you gonna shower? Otis said you're starting a new job today.
Jean: How long are you staying, exactly?
Joanna: Well, as long as you need.

Joanna: Turtle! Oh my... Oh, well, you... you look like crap.
Jean: Joanna? Why are you here?
Joanna: Otis called me. Oh, my niece! Hi. When did you get so fսcking tall? shit. You got her? I need to learn to not swear as much.
Jean: You called my sister?
Otis: We need help. We'll talk about it later.

She won't stop crying. Can you do your thing?

Jean

Hello. Welcome to Cavendish College. My name is Abbi. This is Aisha and my boyfriend, Roman. And we're your sixth form reps. We have got some tablets to hand out to you all.

Abbi

Eric: I wonder where Anwar and Olivia are. They usually move as a pack.
Otis: I think they went to Taylor's Secondary in Northbury.

Abbi: This is a no-car zone.
Ruby: Where am I supposed to park, then?
Abbi: There's a car park across the road.

Eric: Good morning.
Otis: Wow, that's a new one. You look amazing.
Eric: Thank you... look tired. What were you up all night doin'? Hey. Heeeey! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-heeeey! Very profesh.
Otis: So it's my new free... Uh-huh. ...totally transparent sеx therapy clinic. Ah! You were right. I don't wanna give up helping people. And I know it sounds silly, but I think therapy is my calling.
Eric: I'm so proud of you.
Otis: Thanks, man.
Eric: Aww! Come on. I am shitting myself.
Otis: Why?
Eric: Well, what if people think that we're losers again?
Otis: We're not. We're literally different people now. We're confident. We know who we are. We're the cool guys.

Otis: Hey, Mum. You all right?
Jean: I forgot why I opened the fridge.
Otis: You're... dressed. You going somewhere today?
Jean: I didn't tell you? I've got a job interview. It's to host a new radio show about sеx.
Otis: Well, do you think it's a good idea? To be going back to work?
Jean: Oh... Oh, it's just cabbage leaves. It's all right. I, uh... I've got a blocked duct. They help.
Otis: Okay, well... I just think it might be a bit soon.
Jean: I had a baby, darling. Not a lobotomy. My agent thinks it's a good opportunity. Coffee. Right. Oh, bollocks. Do you mind popping to the shop with Joy while I'm gone and picking some up? Maybe some... wet wipes, and... I'll send you a list.
Otis: Well, actually, Mum, it's my first day at the new school, remember?
Jean: What, today?
Otis: Uh-huh.
Jean: I totally forgot.
Otis: Yeah, I should get going.

Eric: Adam, I'm sorry.
Adam: Stop apologizing.
Eric: Can we walk home together?
Adam: Yeah.

I heard about a man who got trapped under a vending machine, and he died.

Eric

Sex Education Quotes

Boy: They're not still going on about Sex School, are they?
Maeve: Mm. It's as if no one in this town's had sex before.

Host: She wrote this book in response to working on campus at Moordale Secondary, which got some pretty bad press recently following a chlamydia outbreak, and the performance of a so-called Sex Musical. So, Dr. Milburn, tell us about the book.
Jean: Well, I was shocked at the ineptitude of the SRE curriculum in schools, and so I created this easy to read manual to help empower our teenagers, and their parents, as they become sexually active young adults.
Host: Sounds a bit racy.
Jean: Well, if by racy, you mean highly researched and completely essential to the health and wellbeing of our children, then, yes, I suppose it is.