Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Shameless Quotes
I'm a 60-year-old lady with the vag of a newborn.
Fiona
You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.
Debbie
You know when the plane starts going down and they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone else, well put your mask on Fiona.
Steve
Let's be honest, she's my last chance at happiness and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?
Neighbor
I banged Filipino hookers in the Navy that look more innocent than my niece.
Bar Patron
He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.
Frank
Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.
Sheila
You just made my boy parts get bigger.
Kevin
Maybe a vulva, I hear those are real safe.
Sheila [about a car]
Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he's a shrink's wet dream.
Veronica
I wouldn't exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.
Karen
Whores don't get cars!!
Eddie
